TG it’s Friday Fiasco!

 

 

Hellooo team-mates! The end is nigh…may as well have a giggle then.

 

Jk: In a Doctors waiting room Phil sits casually flicking through a standard issue well worn magazine. Suddenly a Nun bursts from the Doctors office and sprints through the waiting room and out into the hall, crying.

Phil takes his seat with the Doctor and asks what was wrong with the Nun.

“Oh, I told her she was pregnant.” Replies the Doc.

“A Nun! Pregnant? No wonder she was upset!”

“Oh, she wasn’t really pregnant. But it sure as hell cured her of hiccups.”

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/wtf-pics/ follow the link to more weird photos from across the web…Here’s a few to wet your whistle:

 

Forget the kid...this one made my skin crawl. This thing could be in a horror film.

Forget the kid...this one made my skin crawl. This thing could be in a horror film.

The morning after can be rough...forget coyote ugly. This would be worth chewing off your entire leg to get out from under...

The morning after can be rough...forget coyote ugly. This would be worth chewing off your entire leg to get out from under...

I can't decide if he's trying to cover it up, or spank it into submission...
I can’t decide if he’s trying to cover it up, or spank it into submission…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some random observations pulled from across the web:

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

 

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells – ‘THEIRS’?

 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea….does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

 

This should help put your ride into work on Monday morning back into perspective...

This should help put your ride into work on Monday morning back into perspective...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://visboo.com/funny-signs-and-labels.html Signs that make ya titter!

 

http://all4yourfun.com/bizarreodd/world-tallest-model-from-germany.html      ….just like it says, the worlds tallest female model…..with size 15 US shoes…..

 

Yeah. I'm rushing to the store as we speak....yummy.

Yeah. I'm rushing to the store as we speak....yummy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Little Known Laws Exposed

 

Life in the Fast Lane. In Finland, traffic fines are calculated as a percentage of the offender’s most-recently-reported income. In January 2002, Anssi Vanjoki, 44, (above) a director of the Finnish telecommunications giant, Nokia, received what is believed to be the most expensive speeding ticket ever— $12.5 million — for driving his Harley at 75 km/h (47 mph) in a 50km/h (31 mph) zone. Mr Vanjoki appealed the fine because his reported income dropped significantly about five days after the incident; because of the new data, the fine was dropped to $103,600, still the most expensive speeding fine in history

 http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/little-known-laws-exposed.html

 

I've always been a HUGE soccer fan...as of yesterday at least, when I found this shot.

I've always been a HUGE soccer fan...as of yesterday at least, when I found this shot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://oddee.com/item_96986.aspx - tightrope walker… I just want to know what the hell is on the otherside to make this worth the “walk”…

 

You'll figure it out.

You'll figure it out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://collegetimes.us/top-10-wtf-us-sex-laws/ – weird that these are laws, too!?

 

 

 

 

 http://humor.collegetimes.us/pictures/just-the-right-moment/ – camel attitude adjustment 

No animals were injured during the making of this shot. Although, the camel did request a cigarette after the shoot...

No animals were injured during the making of this shot. Although, the camel did request a cigarette after the shoot...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk: I have always loved “Gas Guzzling Cars” for their comfort & safety.  I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
 The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.  The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
 I stated the car must be a Republican car.  He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

 

 

 Cheers, and have a lovely weekend! Terry.

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It’s time to let them die.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...I told him not to take my Rolos...

...I told him not to take my Rolos...

Hello mates! How are ya?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the toughest aspects of dealing with a life and death situation are the people you might be obligated to help….

 

 

 

We are not including Emergency Responders, or Doctors who have undertaken the Hippocratic Oath to save lives as part of their job. If you happen to have one of these folks on hand when your life hangs in the balance, then you are likely extremely fortunate. Or are you??

I’d like you to read this account of a man, dying, that waited two days for emergency medical help:  http://www.thetartan.org/2010/2/22/forum/ems

 

Now, as always, you can’t believe just the bits that were printed for maximum effect. There’s probably a good reason why the paramedics wouldn’t leave the safety of their vehicle and walk the distance to this man’s house.

Maybe there are rules governing their just leaving an emergency vehicle stocked with medical supplies, (drugs) while they go off, dragging the patient trolley behind them to the patient.

Or maybe they were in a rough area and didn’t want to risk being shot and robbed.

Or maybe, it was just too cold for them to get out knowing that this “emergency” had already been graded as a low level life threatening illness.

 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100228/ap_on_re_us/us_snow911_death

It’s possibe that Emergency Services had responded to this home numerous times before and had yet to encounter a true medical emergency. It would be hard not to discount this instance given the previous history.

 

On a couple of occasions the victim cancelled the calls when dispatch relayed the difficulties of getting the ambulance to the victims home, and then requested that he walk a block to meet the Emergency vehicle where they were stuck in the snow.

It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck....

It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck....

 

I know I’m playing Devil’s advocate, but I’m doing so for a reason.

 

Being in a true emergency life or death event will test the toughest amongst us. It tends to bring out the best and worst in people and does so in a hurry.

Most become angered at the position they are in. They begin cursing and lashing out those around them as if they were responsible for the situation.

Including gross negligence, blaming others during the actual crisis does little to mitigate the immediate challenge of saving your own lives. There will be plenty of time to suing the crap out of someone later, if you live. Your first priority is just that, saving your life: But what if someone amongst the current survivors is just a bad apple. I know it’s shocking to think of, but there are just some people that are a pain in the ass – plain and simple.

They will have little if anything to add to the general welfare of the group, and in fact will do their best to disrupt anything discussed as being a waste of time, resources, and effort.

This is just their attitude to life.

Pessimists of this caliber are plentiful. The blame for most of their life’s ills are of someone else’s doing; very rarely do they take responsibility for themselves or their actions. This event will be no exception.

 

 

 Standing firm will be tough for you

 

Teaching self reliance can never start too early...and the outdoors is one big jungle gym!

Teaching self reliance can never start too early...and the outdoors is one big jungle gym!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this is what we will continue to look at over the next few days – why you must stand tall and sometimes stand alone, and why that might not be so bad after all….

 

We will also look at rules three, four, and five, over the next few days and as always, I welcome your comments, emails and suggestions!

 

Cheers, Terry.

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Friday Fiasco, pictures to improve your attitude…

Hello mates, nice to have arrived at another weeks end, eh? The first link below isn’t necessarily funny, but it sure as hell is different. Check it out and see if it doesn’t make your jaw drop when you hear what she had squirreled away….

 

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=18467088

 

Even at this tender age, his passion for photography was astounding.

Even at this tender age, his passion for photography was astounding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Followed by this lunacy! No wonder so many Americans want to travel to Europe and experience the culture – when any one tries for some over here, you get shot down and stifled for fear that the sight of the human form will lead to some sort of brain aneurysm….pathetic a nd funny:

 

http://guyism.com/2010/03/naked-snowwoman-forced-to-cover-up.html

 

Who said there's no such thing as too much rubber?

Who said there's no such thing as too much rubber?

Need a little bit of motivation in your life? Or maybe just a way to compare and say, “It’s not so bad after all…”
These should do it..
Monday is only two days away...and it all starts again...
Wait until the chicks see this...

Wait until the chicks see this...

And I'm weird for liking fairytales....?

And I'm weird for liking fairytales....?

Hand her a magic shag pile carpet and she's all set...

Hand her a magic shag pile carpet and she's all set...

If only the model could read....

If only the model could read....

I was once asked by a lady I knew why I carry a handgun, and my reply:
“Because it’s illegal to carry a machine gun….” After I received this email earlier this week, I know I’m not alone…hahaha.
 
 
 
 
 
 
1.. Don’t pick a fight with an old man.  If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. 
 
2..   If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 
 
3.   I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 
 
4.   When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 
 
5.  A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.  The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’
  The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’   
 
6.  The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.
  ’Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am.  If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’ 

 

7.   Beware the man who only carries one gun.  HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! 
 
But wait, there’s more! 
 
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house.  I said I did.
  She said ‘Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’  To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can’t work without bullets!’ She then asked, ‘Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?’ My reply was, “No not at all.  I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.  

 

 

 

   

You should never get between a hippo and the water...doesn't she know anything?

You should never get between a hippo and the water...doesn't she know anything?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jk: A guy is discussing his upcoming wedding with his friend.
 

“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”

His mate replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that! All you need is some red paint, blue paint, and a shovel.”

“What for?” The groom asks….

“You paint one ball red and the other one blue. On your honeymoon if she laughs and says, “Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen…” Then you hit her with the shovel.”

 

It beats having to wake up to that damn alarm clock bell...

It beats having to wake up to that damn alarm clock bell...

 Have a fantastic weekend so at least on Monday you’ll have some stories to tell….

 

Cheers, Terry.

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Mentally tough!

Concluding our look into mental toughness.  I thought a few examples would speak volumes in regards to what mentally tough is all about, and give us all a few reasons to wonder, “Would I be that tough?” 

Below is information about Officer Stacy Lim, a Police Officer with the LA Police department, as posted on the LA Police website - follow the link to view other incredible acts of bravery and toughness by LA Police Officers.

(I first read about Officer Stacy Lim in Lt. Col. Dave Grossmans’ and Loren W. Christensens’ book On Combat – You can find out more information about the two by following this link )

After a softball game and a stop-over at the Northeast Station to check her work assignment, Officer Stacy Lim arrived home in Canyon Country at about 1 a.m., Saturday, June 9, 1990. She didn’t know that the car behind her had followed her from Los Angeles, or that it carried four hardcore gang members, intent on stealing her truck. One of the young bandits was armed with a .357-Magnum revolver. Now, because she believed that she had been followed for some unknown reason, she carried her 9-millimeter service weapon in her hand. When she saw the large pistol in the hand of the advancing figure, she was ready to defend herself.

Officer Lim did a humane thing – instead of immediately firing at the shadowy figure with a gun, she purposely advised him that she was a police officer. From a distance of about 5 feet, the young gunman, without warning, responded to Officer Lim’s unselfish act by firing his weapon directly into her chest. The bullet struck her with an impact equal to being hit by an 18-wheeled truck doing 60 miles-an-hour. The bullet ravaged her upper body when it nicked the lower portion of her heart, damaged her liver, destroyed her spleen, and exited through the center of her back, still with enough energy to penetrate her vehicle door, where it was later found. Critically wounded, the officer brought up her weapon and fired one round which struck her assailant. He then turned and ran, but the officer followed him and fired three more rounds, which hit and fatally wounded the gunman. He had fired all six of his bullets at Officer Lim, who now returned to the front of her vehicle to fight off any further attackers, unaware that the others had driven away in panic. They were all taken into custody the same day.

Now realizing her danger from her massive wound, she tried to reach her doorway, but collapsed. Her roommates, alerted by the shooting, found her and called for medical aid. The officer had already lost so much blood, that that alone made her condition critical.

Police and Medical personnel at the scene estimated that she had no chance for recovery, and doctors at the hospital gave her only an hour to live. Her family was summoned.

However, she refused to die and survived three full cardiac arrests. By responding to a 90-minute heart massage, she showed her will to live. Her sense of duty and personal courage were equaled only by her reverence for the life of another, because she had placed herself at dire risk by giving a warning to an armed attacker. She had given him an opportunity to surrender and live. Her action upheld the highest traditions of the Los Angeles Police Department and is hereby recognized by awarding her with the Medal of Valor.

 

 

What isn’t mentioned here, is the fact that she received in the region of 100 units of blood, during her life saving surgical procedure! She credits her ability to not only stay in the fight initially, after being shot, but in living after the fight with her mental conditioning: “You need to prepare your mind, for where the body may have to go.”

In other words, toughen your mind up first, and your body will follow suit!  I love this!!

 

Or how about this guy, Charles “Commando” Kelly – another recipient of the Medal Of Honor.

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at risk of life above and beyond the call of duty. On 13 September 1943, near Altavilla, Italy, Cpl. Kelly voluntarily joined a patrol which located and neutralized enemy   positions.

After this hazardous duty he volunteered to establish contact with a battalion of U.S. infantry which was believed to be located on Hill 315, a mile distant. He traveled over a route commanded by enemy observation and under sniper, mortar, and artilleryfire; and later he returned with the correct information that the enemy occupied Hill 315 in organized positions.

 Immediately thereafter Cpl. Kelly, again a volunteer patrol member, assisted materially in the destruction of 2 enemy machinegun nests under conditions requiring great skill and courage.

Having effectively fired his weapon until all the ammunition was exhausted, he secured permission to obtain more at an ammunition dump. Arriving at the dump, which was located near a storehouse on the extreme flank of his regiment’s position, Cpl. Kelly found that the Germans were attacking ferociously at this point. He obtained his ammunition and was given the mission of protecting the rear of the storehouse. He held his position throughout the night.

The following morning the enemy attack was resumed. Cpl. Kelly took a position at an open window of the storehouse. One machine gunner had been killed at this position and several other soldiers wounded. Cpl. Kelly delivered continuous aimed and effective fire upon the enemy with his automatic rifle until the weapon locked from overheating.

Finding another automatic rifle, he again directed effective fire upon the enemy until this weapon also locked. At this critical point, with the enemy threatening to overrun the position, Cpl. Kelly picked up 60mm. mortar shells, pulled the safety pins, and used the shells as grenades, killing at least 5 of the enemy.

When it became imperative that the house be evacuated, Cpl. Kelly, despite his sergeant’s injunctions, volunteered to hold the position until the remainder of the detachment could withdraw. As the detachment moved out, Cpl. Kelly was observed deliberately loading and firing a rocket launcher from the window. He was successful in covering the withdrawal of the unit, and later in joining his own organization. Cpl. Kelly’s fighting determination and intrepidity in battle exemplify the highest traditions of the U.S. Armed Forces.

After receiving the Medal, Kelly toured the country with a group of other infantrymen as part of the Army Ground Forces’ “Here’s Your Infantry,” demonstrating various battle techniques and selling war bonds. When the tour ended, Kelly was assigned to the Infantry School at Fort Benning, Georgia. Kelly received an honorable discharge from the Army in 1945, and the rank of technical sergeant.[2]

 

 

I first read about Steven Callahan in Laurence Gonzales book, Deep Survival – follow the link for more information about this great book too. 

This guy survived 76 days alone in a small rubber dinghy and exhibited the mother of all mental toughness by perpetually talking himself into not panicking. His book, “Adrift” is an excellent look into the human spirit, resourcefulness and tenacity, and is well worth a read - follow the link to find out more about his story, too. 

 

I read somewhere that rescue from a true survival situation should be viewed as a welcome interruption to your survival journey, nothing more.

For me the biggest part of being mentally tough is about not expecting your day to end without a survival disaster, or attack, or some other type of calamity!

Why?

Because when you expect your day to be dandy, everyday, day in and day out, and suddenly it’s not, you take too long to respond. The shock of the event is enough to stun you into inaction. Mentally preparing yourself for a few survival contingencies, however unlikely you feel they may be, means also preparing a sort of loose, “what if” action plan in reaction to the new reality. Nobody wants to be caught in a life and death struggle, but you’ll stand a much greater chance of coming out on top of it, if you have at least considered some options before hand.

Mental toughness begins with mental preparation. This morphs into faster reaction times should the worst occur. Which means, at very least, you won’t die with a dumb look of shock on your face….and once you have seriously considered a few survival variables, a few get out of this quick plans, or a few, “if this were to happen to me right now I’d do_________ and take action” – then you have unwittingly begun toughening up your body, too.

This mental toughening up process is part of what Lt. Col. Dave Grossman calls, “training yourself to live, not training yourself to die!”  And how much simpler can it get than that???

So that, mates, is how I’m going to categorise mental toughness:

Training yourself, mentally and physically, to live, and not die, should you find yourself in the worst of circumstance.

Some will say, “but of course I don’t want to die, who does?” And I would reply,

After dinner and keynote speaker“Your ignorance of the possibility that something bad might happen to you at any time is training yourself to die. Depending on where you live, your occupation, or recreational habits, all manner of perfectly plausible possibilities of misfortune are never more than a few seconds away: research what’s most likely to happen to you based on a small amount of research and use the information to mentally prepare for those scenarios. Mental toughness is a by product of your consideration of what might befall you at any given moment, and then having already programmed yourself not to succumb: No matter what.”

Go on, save a life, get mentally tough – the life you save could well be your own….

 

Cheers, Terry

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The three rules for being mentally tough!

Bad hair days were really starting to frustrate her....Hello again mates and welcome to a brand new week. :-)

 

Mentally tough isn’t necessarily about developing the inner Special Forces soldier in you – although that kind of mentality is certainly tough: It’s about finding a way to make the most of everyday no matter what misfortune transpires!

 

One sure fire way to get you mental game off on the right foot, is visualization: In other words, your future becomes your focus. But, if you think that alone will ward off the evil spirits, Murphy’s law, or whatever other “bad” luck you’ve got heading your way, think again!

 

 

 

 

Mentally tough really boils down to these three practical things and not necessarily in this order either:

Be prepared – expect the unexpected.

Don’t start feeling sorry for yourself – no matter what.

Cracking a joke at your own expense, first – then consider how you’re going to deal with the problem at hand.

 

The toughest one of these is usually the, “expect the unexpected” – followed by, “not feeling sorry for yourself,” and then finding the humor in your situation.

 

We are going to look at, “Not feeling sorry for yourself” – first.

 

Steven Callahan wrote a book aptly titled, Adrift about his 76 days at sea, after his home made boat was destroyed during a solo voyage around the world. Half his survival equipment didn’t make it onto the emergency rubber raft after the accident, and he was only half dressed!Please leave your pants on for the throat swab, Mr Jones...

He talked in detail about the emotions that threatened to destroy his mindset during his adventure. More importantly he revealed that the choices he had made, like walking away from the security of society in order to pursue his dreams of sailing, were at the root of why refused to feel too sorry for himself.

 

He knew he had made choices that had led him up to this point in his life. The things that seemed to conspire against him as the days in his tenuous rubber raft gave way to weeks, he did his best to remind himself that giving up and dying wasn’t an option.

Believe me, after reading his account of things, it would be hard not to seriously think about throwing in the towel…

 

Most of us in our lifetime don’t get 76 days alone – let alone consecutively, and although there are times when 76 days alone anywhere, including the ocean, might appeal to us, the reality is we’d be scared silly.

 

How would you cope?

 

At the heart of every survival story is the million dollar question we ask about ourselves, would I survive that?

 

...this never repeatedly, habitually, constantly happens to me and my pc...oh noooo...The truth is, if you struggle to get through a regular working day, constantly letting the problems of the day get the better of you, then the chances are you’d become just another statistic if something transpired out of the ordinary.

 

Our focus goes askew when things drift outside the “vision” we had for the day. It’s not that we are mentally weak, although in some cases that also applies, it’s more that we tend to focus on who’s to blame rather than whether we can fix it.

 

Our energy is quickly converted into anger or frustration about what has happened, instead of focusing on how to best deal with it. We let loose the voice in our heads that screams this wasn’t your fault; once again it’s just bad luck piling up.

 

It has nothing to do with luck, good or bad. Things just happen. You are lost in the wilderness and it begins to pour with rain. It was going to rain any way, Mother Nature hasn’t decided to play some cruel joke on you just for grins.

Mother Nature is coldly indifferent to whether you live, or die. She doesn’t care. She certainly doesn’t feel sorry for you – and neither should you!

Wasting your energy feeling sorry for “poor little old you” doesn’t help anything. Instead, you should immediately look around to see what you have at hand that can be used to improve your situation. Nearly everything in life can be used for more than just its original purpose, it just takes imagination in order to fathom how.

After dinner and keynote speakerThat’s where your energy should be directed. Self pity is a wasteful occupation; as is sitting and waiting for someone else to come and rescue you.

 

Which brings us to, “expect the unexpected”  …Or at least it will tomorrow!

 

I’m off to attend a Toastmasters meeting now and will pick up with this again tomorrow.

 

Cheers, Terry

 

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