TG it’s Friday Fiasco!
By
admin
|
Published
March 12, 2010
Hellooo team-mates! The end is nigh…may as well have a giggle then.
Jk: In a Doctors waiting room Phil sits casually flicking through a standard issue well worn magazine. Suddenly a Nun bursts from the Doctors office and sprints through the waiting room and out into the hall, crying.
Phil takes his seat with the Doctor and asks what was wrong with the Nun.
“Oh, I told her she was pregnant.” Replies the Doc.
“A Nun! Pregnant? No wonder she was upset!”
“Oh, she wasn’t really pregnant. But it sure as hell cured her of hiccups.”
http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/wtf-pics/ follow the link to more weird photos from across the web…Here’s a few to wet your whistle:
 Forget the kid...this one made my skin crawl. This thing could be in a horror film.
 The morning after can be rough...forget coyote ugly. This would be worth chewing off your entire leg to get out from under...

- I can’t decide if he’s trying to cover it up, or spank it into submission…
Some random observations pulled from across the web:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells – ‘THEIRS’?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea….does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
 This should help put your ride into work on Monday morning back into perspective...
http://visboo.com/funny-signs-and-labels.html Signs that make ya titter!
http://all4yourfun.com/bizarreodd/world-tallest-model-from-germany.html ….just like it says, the worlds tallest female model…..with size 15 US shoes…..
 Yeah. I'm rushing to the store as we speak....yummy.
Little Known Laws Exposed
Life in the Fast Lane. In Finland, traffic fines are calculated as a percentage of the offender’s most-recently-reported income. In January 2002, Anssi Vanjoki, 44, (above) a director of the Finnish telecommunications giant, Nokia, received what is believed to be the most expensive speeding ticket ever— $12.5 million — for driving his Harley at 75 km/h (47 mph) in a 50km/h (31 mph) zone. Mr Vanjoki appealed the fine because his reported income dropped significantly about five days after the incident; because of the new data, the fine was dropped to $103,600, still the most expensive speeding fine in history
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/little-known-laws-exposed.html
 I've always been a HUGE soccer fan...as of yesterday at least, when I found this shot.
http://oddee.com/item_96986.aspx - tightrope walker… I just want to know what the hell is on the otherside to make this worth the “walk”…
 You'll figure it out.
http://collegetimes.us/top-10-wtf-us-sex-laws/ – weird that these are laws, too!?
http://humor.collegetimes.us/pictures/just-the-right-moment/ – camel attitude adjustment
 No animals were injured during the making of this shot. Although, the camel did request a cigarette after the shoot...
Jk: I have always loved “Gas Guzzling Cars” for their comfort & safety. I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
Cheers, and have a lovely weekend! Terry.
Posted in Friday Fiasco
|
Tagged commando, community team building, community teambuilding, doctor joke, energetic, engaging speaker, example of public speaker, exciting speakers, female model, flash mob, Friday Fiasco, friday fiasco blog, fun blog, funny blog, funny speakers, happy friday, IRS, Keynote speaker, largest female model in the world, law, motivational speakers, nun joke, Oprah, pregnat joke, Public speaker, public speaking, random observations, soccer, speeding fines, T-mobile, tallest female model in the world, Terry Vaughan, thank god its friday, weird laws, weird pictures, worst job in the world
|
Friday Fiasco, pictures to improve your attitude…
By
admin
|
Published
March 5, 2010
Hello mates, nice to have arrived at another weeks end, eh? The first link below isn’t necessarily funny, but it sure as hell is different. Check it out and see if it doesn’t make your jaw drop when you hear what she had squirreled away….
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=18467088
 Even at this tender age, his passion for photography was astounding.
Followed by this lunacy! No wonder so many Americans want to travel to Europe and experience the culture – when any one tries for some over here, you get shot down and stifled for fear that the sight of the human form will lead to some sort of brain aneurysm….pathetic a nd funny:
http://guyism.com/2010/03/naked-snowwoman-forced-to-cover-up.html
 Who said there's no such thing as too much rubber?
Need a little bit of motivation in your life? Or maybe just a way to compare and say, “It’s not so bad after all…”
These should do it..

 Wait until the chicks see this...
 And I'm weird for liking fairytales....?
 Hand her a magic shag pile carpet and she's all set...
 If only the model could read....
I was once asked by a lady I knew why I carry a handgun, and my reply:
“Because it’s illegal to carry a machine gun….” After I received this email earlier this week, I know I’m not alone…hahaha.
1.. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
2.. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ’Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’
7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there’s more!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said ‘Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’ To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can’t work without bullets!’ She then asked, ‘Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?’ My reply was, “No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.
 You should never get between a hippo and the water...doesn't she know anything?
Jk: A guy is discussing his upcoming wedding with his friend.
“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”
His mate replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that! All you need is some red paint, blue paint, and a shovel.”
“What for?” The groom asks….
“You paint one ball red and the other one blue. On your honeymoon if she laughs and says, “Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen…” Then you hit her with the shovel.”
 It beats having to wake up to that damn alarm clock bell...
Have a fantastic weekend so at least on Monday you’ll have some stories to tell….
Cheers, Terry.
www.highintensityteambuilding.com
Posted in Friday Fiasco, Keynote Speaking
|
Tagged charlotte speakers, commando, community team building, community teambuilding, contract, engaging speaker, example of public speaker, exciting speakers, football, friday fiasco blog, fun blog, funny blog, funny speakers, good time, hilarious blog, jake delhomme, Keynote speaker, largest flash mob in NC, mike tyson, motivational speakers, motivational speakers nc, Oprah, Public speaker, public speaking, sports, strange pictures, Terry Vaughan, Terry Vaughn, weekend fun
|
The week from Hell!
By
admin
|
Published
February 26, 2010
Actually mates, it hasn’t been a bad week – but by God it’s been busy!! I have been going like the clappers for this whole week and seem to be perpetually one step behind, time wise, every step of the way. If only we could find a way to clone ourselves and then double the hours in the day, maybe, and this is a huge maybe, we would be able to fit everything in we need to accomplish…
But even then, I doubt it!
More hours in the day would be like having more money…no matter how much you make, you always seem to need slightly more than you actually have…LOL
In the interests of keeping things up-beat, (even though I have fallen disgracefully behind this week with the Blog trying to fit everything else in around it) I am going to put on hold the last portion of my Mentally Tough ponderings until next week and look for some humor to grace today’s Blog and keep the “happy” Friday theme in good standing…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes – there is too much fraternizing with the enemy… And so it begins:
“What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them…”
“What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging next to the bed.”
“What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature….”
“How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows, it’s never happened…”
“How are men like parking spots? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped…”
“Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius!”
“Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time…”
And to keep it even…..
“Why don’t women pass as much gas as men? Because they won’t shut up long enough to build up any pressure…”
“How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it…”
“What’s worse than a male chauvinist? A woman that won’t do what she’s told…”
“How do you make a one armed women fall out of a tree? Wave to her…”
“What do women and cow patties have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up..”
“Why can’t women have more than a ten minute lunch break? Because otherwise you’ll have to retrain them.”

OK – here’s a link to some alternative Motivational Posters, but I have to tell you, some of them will make you cringe, gasp, and then possibly gag – don’t say you weren’t warned! Hahahaha…. Gag worthy horribilus posters…
This is for all those of you that have to suffer a variety of Hotels when traveling for work – at least you weren’t staying in any of these!!

This link is also not for the squeamish! It’s a link to a list, pictures an all, of ten of the worlds worst jobs…
“A man is sitting in the VIP airport lounge en route to another city, waiting on a client to land for a very important meeting. While waiting he notices Bill Gates in the same lounge sipping a glass of wine. Being extremely forward he wanders over and introduces himself to Bill. He explains to Mr. Gates that he is about to have a very important meeting with a client. He goes on to say that if it goes well, it could be a career altering event, and that he would really appreciate it if during the meeting Bill would wander by and say,
“Hi Paul, how you doing? Thanks again for your help last month with that issue I was having.”
Bill smiles and politely agrees to play along.
A few minutes later the enterprising fellow is chatting with his client and the meeting is going well. Bill wanders casually by and remarks,
“Oh, hi Paul – great to see you again. Thanks for your help with that thing last month…”
Paul cuts him off, “Piss off Bill, can’t you see I’m in a meeting…”

This site is really quite a laugh – visit the site for more optical illusions!
A salesman is driving towards home through Arizona when he spots a Navajo man hitchhiking along the road. He’s tired and bored, so he stops to pick the man up. After a little small talk, the salesman notices the Indian looking at the brown paperbag between his legs on the floor.
“If you’re wondering what’s in the bag, ” he explains, “It’ a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.”
The Navajo man nods and smiles knowingly before replying,
“Sounds like a good trade.”


Cheers, Terry
Posted in Friday Fiasco, Keynote Speaking
|
Tagged battle of the sexes, Bill Gates, british royal marine commando, charlotte speakers, cloning, commando, elite soldiers, engaging speaker, exciting speakers, funny blog, funny speakers, green beret, hellish, horror hotels, hotels, Keynote speaker, keynote speakers nc, make me gag, motivational posters, motivational speakers, motivational speakers nc, olympic skiiers, platoon, royal marine commando, skiing, top ten worst jobs, wedding pictures, worst hotels
|
Friday Fiasco, a few hours early, but close enough not matter…
By
admin
|
Published
February 11, 2010
Friday Fiasco starting on a Thursday this time! And why not…? I just couldn’t wait…
“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table..” - Rodney Dangerfield

At first I chuckled..then I thought about it a bit…then I decided, why the hell not – it seems like a really good idea and very “green”… Well, it at least leaves more space for the next corpse. (click on the blue link)
And for the grown up that has everything….try one of these:
http://www.opulentitems.com/Fun-Unique-Gifts.html

I’m not sure how much time or money you’ve got to have on your hands for this one, but it’s still funny to see what other people spend their time building…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sFZg9AaBpY
“There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them!” – Kin Hubbard

Now this is great commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99oHUmKqmcA

Not sure about your wife going away for a girls week to the beach? Problem solved with this… http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/11/04/gps-lingerie-is-tack.html
Why did the lord make man first and then woman thereafter? Because after one look at Adam, He realized man was going to need some help! - Unknown
Hopefully I’m not the only one that finds these pictures fascinating:
http://zuzutop.com/2010/01/10-strangest-trees-on-earth/
“Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women’s clothes; men who like women never notice what they wear.” – Anatole France.



Cheers, and have a nice weekend!
Terry.
www.highintensityteambuilding.com
P.S. “Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities!” – Frank Lloyd Wright.
Posted in Friday Fiasco, Keynote Speaking
|
Tagged Anatole France, back yard roller coaster, beautiful trees, best places to look for work, blizzard, buried, buried alive, buried standing up, coffins, cubicle, finding work, gps, gps clothing, high tech toys, horse power, horse power of a vehicle, hot women, hovercraft, illusion, job fair, kicked off a building, kicked out, Kin Hubbard, mini roller coaster, office cubicle, office space, optical illusion, penguins, perfect plan. escape watching a chick flick, performing seal, personal hovercraft, pony, pony in a car, Rodney Dangerfield, roller coaster, scenic pictures, screw in coffins, snow, snow fall, toys for the wealthy, trees
|
Friday Fiasco here again!
By
admin
|
Published
February 5, 2010
Hello mates,
Have you ever been this tired..?
This should help remind the fellas about their anniversaries….(click anniversaries to follow the link.)
“He’s never been very successful. When oppurtunity knocks, he complains about the noise..” – Unknown.
This video is like a VERY weird train wreck – strange….but you’ll find your foot tappping along anyway about three minutes in..LOL
Lady Gaga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I
Jk: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

…taking multitasking to a whole new level…
Jk. A guy walks out of a store and sees a traffic cop writing a parking ticket. He rushes over and says to the Officer,
“Come on mate, how about cutting a guy a break and tearing that up?”
The officer ignores the man competely and finishes up by sticking the ticket under the windshield wiper.
The mad gets mad and starts insulting the cop.
“You’d think with a face like yours, you’d be a bit more forgiving of the rest of us! Even your Mother is probably hard pressed to love that disaster…”
The officer smiles and begins writing another ticket, this time for bald tires.
“Shouldn’t you be somewhere else eating a dozen donuts? It must have been at least ten minutes since your last snack, fatty!”
This infuriates the traffic cop and he starts writing another ticket for a cracked winshield.
“Even out here I can smell your breath – when was the last time you laid anything other farm animals?”
For the next twenty minutes the exchange continues, until there is at least 11 tickets under the windshield of the car.
Then the man smiles, walks another fifty feet to his own car, and leaves….
Etrade is rocking it out with the “baby” commercials and this is a pretty good compilation of the “outtakes”… Watch long enough to hear the Wilderbeast reference… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHPg262Kr9c&feature=topvideos
Some funny quotes:
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
Jimmy Duran
“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
Will Rogers
“Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it will avoid you.”
Winston Churchill
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Groucho Marx
….of course I’m happy Dear..
I hadn’t heard about this festival in Japan until this morning, but these sculptures are amazing and well worth a look! http://www.torontosun.com/news/world/2009/02/05/8275886.html

Jk: A man left for work one Friday morning but, being a pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
To which he replied with a ”That would be fine with me.”
I don’t know what happened next but Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and then Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye..! - The Fun Hunt.com

True Story…. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!! – The Fun Hunt.com
Cheers, Terry
P.S. “The average American is someone who deplores violence in the street and has seen High Noon five times…” – And I quote. Thomas Dunn Books, ST. Martin’s Press.
Posted in Friday Fiasco, Keynote Speaking
|
Tagged always tired, anniversaries, anniversary, charlotte speakers, commando, community team building, community teambuilding, computer, engaging speaker, enthusiasm, Etrade, Etrade commercials, example of public speaker, exciting speakers, funny speakers, getting out of a parking ticket, Groucho Marx, help me, I need more energy, im not an aussie, japan, Jimmy Duran, Keynote speaker, keynote speakers nc, lady Gaga, lions, media, media cameras, more energy, motivational speakers, motivational speakers nc, multi-tasking, Oprah flash mob, parking ticket, pictures of lions, Public speaker, public speaking, remembering your anniversary, Rodney Dangerfield, snow festival, T-mobile, teacher, teaching, Terry Vaughan, Terry Vaughn, tigers, toilet, tokyo snow festival, Will Rogers, Winston Churchill, youtube.com/tcvaughan34
|
|
|