TG it’s Friday Fiasco!
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March 12, 2010
Hellooo team-mates! The end is nigh…may as well have a giggle then.
Jk: In a Doctors waiting room Phil sits casually flicking through a standard issue well worn magazine. Suddenly a Nun bursts from the Doctors office and sprints through the waiting room and out into the hall, crying.
Phil takes his seat with the Doctor and asks what was wrong with the Nun.
“Oh, I told her she was pregnant.” Replies the Doc.
“A Nun! Pregnant? No wonder she was upset!”
“Oh, she wasn’t really pregnant. But it sure as hell cured her of hiccups.”
http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/wtf-pics/ follow the link to more weird photos from across the web…Here’s a few to wet your whistle:
 Forget the kid...this one made my skin crawl. This thing could be in a horror film.
 The morning after can be rough...forget coyote ugly. This would be worth chewing off your entire leg to get out from under...
 - I can’t decide if he’s trying to cover it up, or spank it into submission…
Some random observations pulled from across the web:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells – ‘THEIRS’?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea….does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
 This should help put your ride into work on Monday morning back into perspective...
http://visboo.com/funny-signs-and-labels.html Signs that make ya titter!
http://all4yourfun.com/bizarreodd/world-tallest-model-from-germany.html ….just like it says, the worlds tallest female model…..with size 15 US shoes…..
 Yeah. I'm rushing to the store as we speak....yummy.
Little Known Laws Exposed
Life in the Fast Lane. In Finland, traffic fines are calculated as a percentage of the offender’s most-recently-reported income. In January 2002, Anssi Vanjoki, 44, (above) a director of the Finnish telecommunications giant, Nokia, received what is believed to be the most expensive speeding ticket ever— $12.5 million — for driving his Harley at 75 km/h (47 mph) in a 50km/h (31 mph) zone. Mr Vanjoki appealed the fine because his reported income dropped significantly about five days after the incident; because of the new data, the fine was dropped to $103,600, still the most expensive speeding fine in history
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/little-known-laws-exposed.html
 I've always been a HUGE soccer fan...as of yesterday at least, when I found this shot.
http://oddee.com/item_96986.aspx - tightrope walker… I just want to know what the hell is on the otherside to make this worth the “walk”…
 You'll figure it out.
http://collegetimes.us/top-10-wtf-us-sex-laws/ – weird that these are laws, too!?
http://humor.collegetimes.us/pictures/just-the-right-moment/ – camel attitude adjustment
 No animals were injured during the making of this shot. Although, the camel did request a cigarette after the shoot...
Jk: I have always loved “Gas Guzzling Cars” for their comfort & safety. I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
Cheers, and have a lovely weekend! Terry.
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It’s time to let them die…
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March 11, 2010
 This is probably what I'll look like right before wandering off into the bush... Hello mates!
Top-of-the-morning-to-ya.
Most of us are brought up to believe in humanity, in the same way as we are brought up to differentiate between right and wrong. Morality is important throughout our society. We are expected to want to rescue, help and save everyone, as if everyone was really worth saving…
Television shows reinforce this standard by highlighting the struggle between personality types during a crisis – it helps heighten the drama and thus the, “watch-ability” factor. The “good-guy” fights to save the rest. He struggles to convince the, “group” he has a plan, that he can get them all out safely…What a load of crap.
And what a waste of energy!
If you want to survive, don’t go wasting your valuable mental and physical resources on folks hell bent on doing things their way. Just let them go. Or better yet, you go.
Survival will boil down to common sense and your ability to remain calm and rational. Others will not be so blessed. Their idea of common sense and rational thought may differ greatly from yours – in fact, I would hasten to add you should count on that being the case.
If you and I were in a survival situation it’s not my style to start barking orders at the group, in some misguided attempt to make everyone realize what they might be doing is wrong.
In fact you might be somewhat surprised in not hearing much from me at all.
I’m much more likely to make a few quiet suggestions, and see who’s listening. I want to see which of the group has retained their ability to still think clearly and weigh up all the options.
If it becomes apparent to me that none of the group has retained that ability, or perhaps the person with the loudest voice has decided to take charge and leads the group off in the wrong direction, you will not see me again. I’ll quietly wander off into the “bush” and take care of myself, but thanks all the same…
 Once you've made a decision, grow a couple and follow through; alone if need be. If you know what you are thinking is right, makes complete sense, gives you the best chance of survival and you haven’t heard anything from anyone else around you to challenge that idea, then have the balls to follow your instincts.
You will have insufficient resources and energy to fight and recruit people that have already chosen to align themselves with the loudest mouth in the group. So don’t try. This is your chance to prove Darwin’s Selection theory in real time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection
There is a scene in Gladiator, starring Russell Crowe, when he is about to be thrust into the Arena for the first time. The man in front of him begins urinating on himself in fear.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172495/
“Maximus” takes a step back distancing himself from the guy as he anticipates things not ending well for that man. You should do the same, both figuratively and literally, if your group appears to have lost its collective minds.
There are those out there that will have little or no control over their emotions. They lack the mental toughness necessary to persevere and overcome the situation.
They will want someone to save them. They will not be capable of saving themselves. They will not begin their survival journey by saying the Survivors Creed,
“I will live in the moment. I will hope for nothing. Provide for myself everything. Roll with the punches when adversity strikes and things don’t go my way. I will laugh at every available opportunity. Rescue, should it arrive, will be just a welcome interruption in my survival journey – nothing more.” – Terry Vaughan.
We will look at rules three four and five over the next few days and as always, I welcome your comments, emails and suggestions!
Cheers, Terry.
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It’s time to let them die.
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March 10, 2010
 ...I told him not to take my Rolos... Hello mates! How are ya?
One of the toughest aspects of dealing with a life and death situation are the people you might be obligated to help….
We are not including Emergency Responders, or Doctors who have undertaken the Hippocratic Oath to save lives as part of their job. If you happen to have one of these folks on hand when your life hangs in the balance, then you are likely extremely fortunate. Or are you??
I’d like you to read this account of a man, dying, that waited two days for emergency medical help: http://www.thetartan.org/2010/2/22/forum/ems
Now, as always, you can’t believe just the bits that were printed for maximum effect. There’s probably a good reason why the paramedics wouldn’t leave the safety of their vehicle and walk the distance to this man’s house.
Maybe there are rules governing their just leaving an emergency vehicle stocked with medical supplies, (drugs) while they go off, dragging the patient trolley behind them to the patient.
Or maybe they were in a rough area and didn’t want to risk being shot and robbed.
Or maybe, it was just too cold for them to get out knowing that this “emergency” had already been graded as a low level life threatening illness.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100228/ap_on_re_us/us_snow911_death
It’s possibe that Emergency Services had responded to this home numerous times before and had yet to encounter a true medical emergency. It would be hard not to discount this instance given the previous history.
On a couple of occasions the victim cancelled the calls when dispatch relayed the difficulties of getting the ambulance to the victims home, and then requested that he walk a block to meet the Emergency vehicle where they were stuck in the snow.
 It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck....
I know I’m playing Devil’s advocate, but I’m doing so for a reason.
Being in a true emergency life or death event will test the toughest amongst us. It tends to bring out the best and worst in people and does so in a hurry.
Most become angered at the position they are in. They begin cursing and lashing out those around them as if they were responsible for the situation.
Including gross negligence, blaming others during the actual crisis does little to mitigate the immediate challenge of saving your own lives. There will be plenty of time to suing the crap out of someone later, if you live. Your first priority is just that, saving your life: But what if someone amongst the current survivors is just a bad apple. I know it’s shocking to think of, but there are just some people that are a pain in the ass – plain and simple.
They will have little if anything to add to the general welfare of the group, and in fact will do their best to disrupt anything discussed as being a waste of time, resources, and effort.
This is just their attitude to life.
Pessimists of this caliber are plentiful. The blame for most of their life’s ills are of someone else’s doing; very rarely do they take responsibility for themselves or their actions. This event will be no exception.
Standing firm will be tough for you
 Teaching self reliance can never start too early...and the outdoors is one big jungle gym!
And this is what we will continue to look at over the next few days – why you must stand tall and sometimes stand alone, and why that might not be so bad after all….
We will also look at rules three, four, and five, over the next few days and as always, I welcome your comments, emails and suggestions!
Cheers, Terry.
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It’s time to let them die?
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March 8, 2010
 He wasn't struggling with his decision quite as much as he would have imagined... Or is it?
Hopefully, you will never have to face making the ultimate decision in the sort of situations we’re about to discuss, but if you did, you’d want to keep some things in mind
1 You can’t save everybody
2 Not everybody wants to be saved
3 Risking your own life needs to be measured very carefully; this is not just because of the risk of dying, but also because getting injured might mean not dying, and instead living out the remainder of your life with a debilitating injury.
4 Preparing yourself mentally before such an event, will go a long way towards minimizing the long term emotional affects making such a decision will have on you.
5 You are tougher, both mentally and physically, than you think you are; but if you can’t imagine yourself being strong or resilient in a true disaster, then you will likely be the one needing to be saved by someone that is – so toughen up before that ever happens!!
As reported (in part) to the Daily Telegraph – England:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/3634463/Joe-Simpson-My-journey-back-into-the-void.html
Joe Simpson
Published: 12:01AM BST 22 Oct 2007
 It's all fun and games until someone get's hurt... Legendary climber Joe Simpson – who famously escaped death in the Andes – tells Peter Stanford of the doomed expedition that tempted him back up a mountain
Joe Simpson was just 14 when he read The White Spider, an epic account of efforts to conquer the North Face of the Eiger.
His first reaction, he recalls, was straightforward horror. Why, the schoolboy wondered, would anyone want to risk their life climbing mountains?
“The stories in the book were enough to put the willies up anyone,” says Simpson, the 46-year-old British mountaineer whose extraordinary tale of survival in the Andes was detailed in the book and 2003 film, Touching The Void.
“But then, when I thought about it, I kept coming back to the idea that these climbers were intelligent people and that there must be something really good to be had from mountaineering if they were prepared to take risks like that.”
Childhood reading marked the beginning of a love affair with mountains that comes full circle with The Beckoning Silence, a documentary being screened on Channel 4 tonight.
In 1985, 11 years after reading the book, Simpson and his climbing partner, Simon Yates, made the first ascent of the west face of Siula Grande in the Peruvian Andes.
 Eventually one of them would have to leave the safety of the group and risk getting a sweater On the way down, things went badly wrong. Simpson, with a broken leg, ended up dangling helplessly on a rope over a crevasse the depth and scale of the dome of St Paul’s Cathedral. Yates, believing him dead, cut the rope.
“At this stage,” Joe says, “I was wishing to God I had listened to my first reaction at 14…..”
After cutting the rope and beginning his own self rescue, Simon (Joe’s climbing partner) had to contend with the guilt of knowing that if his climbing partner wasn’t dead, he had nearly certainly killed him when he cut the rope.
Of course, Joe wasn’t dead and managed to crawl, limp, stagger and generally fight his way back to base camp over the next several days. His miraculous arrival occurred hours before Simon was due to leave camp and head back to civilization.
It’s a great book, and if you want more information about it follow this link – the brief synopsis you read will probably seal the deal!
We will be looking into the first five rules in regards to making these types of tough life and death choices over the next few days, and hopefully giving you food for thought in case you are ever called upon to make such a decision.
Cheers, Terry.
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Friday Fiasco, pictures to improve your attitude…
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March 5, 2010
Hello mates, nice to have arrived at another weeks end, eh? The first link below isn’t necessarily funny, but it sure as hell is different. Check it out and see if it doesn’t make your jaw drop when you hear what she had squirreled away….
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=18467088
 Even at this tender age, his passion for photography was astounding.
Followed by this lunacy! No wonder so many Americans want to travel to Europe and experience the culture – when any one tries for some over here, you get shot down and stifled for fear that the sight of the human form will lead to some sort of brain aneurysm….pathetic a nd funny:
http://guyism.com/2010/03/naked-snowwoman-forced-to-cover-up.html
 Who said there's no such thing as too much rubber? Need a little bit of motivation in your life? Or maybe just a way to compare and say, “It’s not so bad after all…”
These should do it..
 Wait until the chicks see this...
 And I'm weird for liking fairytales....?
 Hand her a magic shag pile carpet and she's all set...
 If only the model could read....
I was once asked by a lady I knew why I carry a handgun, and my reply:
“Because it’s illegal to carry a machine gun….” After I received this email earlier this week, I know I’m not alone…hahaha.
1.. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
2.. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ’Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’
7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there’s more!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said ‘Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’ To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can’t work without bullets!’ She then asked, ‘Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?’ My reply was, “No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.
 You should never get between a hippo and the water...doesn't she know anything?
Jk: A guy is discussing his upcoming wedding with his friend.
“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”
His mate replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that! All you need is some red paint, blue paint, and a shovel.”
“What for?” The groom asks….
“You paint one ball red and the other one blue. On your honeymoon if she laughs and says, “Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen…” Then you hit her with the shovel.”
 It beats having to wake up to that damn alarm clock bell... Have a fantastic weekend so at least on Monday you’ll have some stories to tell….
Cheers, Terry.
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